Funk Zombie- "Beating you down to bring you up."

This site, and the material contained herein, is meant for a mature audience. If you are not mature or you are a young child, leave now. Funk Zombie refuses to be responsible for your corruption. Perhaps if your parents gave a shit about you and were involved in your life, they would watch over you. However, this is not the case hence the disclaimer.

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All imagery on this web site is ours. Do not steal it. You may, instead, admire it. All writing is property of its respective author. Don't steal this either. All design is blah blah blah. You get the idea.

Here at FZ, we are trying to spread awareness of issues that are flying about in todays society as well as provide entertainment for our viewing audience. There is a good chance that you may find yourself disagreeing with what we have to say. Great! Feel free to contact us. Please do it in an intelligent manner. It is always interesting to hear opposing view points.

Note: I said view points. Not "YuR a FuKiN' m0r0n, Ph3aR m3."

If you are a God-fearing person, please refrain from sending us messages about how we are going to burn in the firey pits of the burning hell. We know this already. Instead, spend your time praying for us. Or doing whatever it is you normally do.

If you are a big multi-million dollar tycoon wanting to be a charitable person, please e-mail us and send us lots of money. We also accept luscious gifts of the non-monitary persuasion. Not limited to but including, computer hardware, software, toys, video games, gaming consoles, books, music, videos, etc.

If you are a beautiful, intelligent, girl, come to me and let me put my sting in you. Sideways even. ;)

Thanks and enjoy!
-dendrite